you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You can make out without kissing
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