Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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