I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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