I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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