I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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