I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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