If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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