Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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