The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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