just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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