I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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