Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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