yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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