I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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