Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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