they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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