Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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