Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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