i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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