i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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Let's get the cat blown out
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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