another moral hangover. fuck.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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