How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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