Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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