We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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