I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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