it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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