He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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