The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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