Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
"it" just moved
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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