okay pat passed out under dana's car
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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