Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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