in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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