every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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