guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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