I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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