We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
tell me about the eggs
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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