so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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