i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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