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Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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