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I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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