Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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