You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
