In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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