Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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