Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You're like the curious george of whores
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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