you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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