Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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