Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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