Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
