uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
