Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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