So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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