yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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