I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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