Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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