She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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